I love you little dog, but you to have to stop defecating in the house, or the very least defecate on a pad. I understand you feel weird doing number 2 on the pad because that’s Gustav’s thing, but it’s less messy and germ spready. There are times I feel like returning you to the shelter, or letting you be someone’s shish kabob (just kidding), but at the end your cuteness and awkwardness gets to me. On top of that, I like bragging to people that I “saved” you. So Max, if there was some sort of way I can transplant my thoughts to your head, stop pooping in the house.
Your Human Mom.